No, I don’t want to play Grand Theft Auto; I’d rather go outside and do something more productive with my time. Let’s go throw the ball around or something. No I don’t want to make you a sandwich; you have two hands; use them. Get off your lazy butt and make it yourself, but I will get up and make myself something. No I will not get naked just so I can “catch your eye.” I have more respect for myself than that. Get to know me first in my comfy sweatpants. Girls, it is easy to get a guy’s attention.
Now, girls, there are other ways to get his attention with being classy. Bring up his favorite sports team. You don’t know which team that is, or the sport? Look at his t-shirt or if he has a jersey on with his favorite player’s name on the back. If all else fails, bring up some team and if he doesn’t like that team he will say it and maybe reply back “No way they suck! Chiefs nation all the way!”
Another thing you can do is bring up a videogame. What guy doesn’t play videogames? Although not many of you girls are good at playing videogames or let alone like playing them, it’s an effective way to get a guy’s attention or to spark a conversation.
Guys are simple and it’s easy to get their attention, so don’t waste your time degrading yourself just to start a conversation with them. In the end girl’s you get a guy’s attention; respect yourself, and have class. If they don’t like you for who you are then they aren’t worth your time anyways.
Guys, will you get up and make me a sandwich?